Advertorial index
Internal index, noindex on every page. Each page has its own CTA destination, set once in <body data-dest>; incoming fbclid and utm_* params are forwarded onto it automatically. Product URLs and prices verified live 14 Aug 2026.
/whichdietworks/whichdietworks/macros | → /products/essential-nutrition-report-with-dna-collection-kit-1 $179 |
/alreadytested | → /products/essential-nutrition-report-with-existing-dna-1 $129 |
/isyourdnasafe | → /pages/select-dna-test-upload-method fork |
/eatingonglp1 | → /pages/thrive-on-glp-1-wellness-program waitlist |
The three segmented pages skip the homepage and both fork pages, because each article already resolves the "how will you provide your DNA?" question by segment. /isyourdnasafe is retargeting with an unknown segment, so the fork page earns its place there. All routes currently sell the one-time report, not the $99/mo membership.
Creative brief with the seven cold-traffic static concepts: rendered previews, copy and the bridge map →
/whichdietworks
Audience: cold, no DNA results. Serial dieters.
Angle: every diet is a population average. The macro split is the number no diet ever asked you for.
Feed it: concepts 02, 03 and 04 (editorial card, highlighted paragraph, and the re-pointed "Keto / Whole30 / calorie counting" X-out rebuild of image-m1dcdp). The macro-donut creative goes to the variant below instead.
CTA lands on: /products/essential-nutrition-report-with-dna-collection-kit-1 ($179)
/whichdietworks/macros variant B
Audience: same as /whichdietworks, entered from the macro-chart ad.
Angle: identical argument, different entry. The ad's claim is the H1 and the donut chart sits entirely above the fold, so the promise the reader clicked is the first thing they see.
Feed it: concept 01, the stripped macro-mismatch rebuild of image-bs20gu.
CTA lands on: /products/essential-nutrition-report-with-dna-collection-kit-1 ($179)
/alreadytested
Audience: already have 23andMe / AncestryDNA / MyHeritage / FamilyTreeDNA data.
Angle: ancestry companies genotyped your file but never scored it for food. Upload it, get the nutrition read in about 24 hours, $50 less than a new kit.
Feed it: the "You took the DNA test." creative (image-8f3xr2, 4.34% CTR, zero purchases on the current LP).
CTA lands on: /products/essential-nutrition-report-with-existing-dna-1 ($129)
/isyourdnasafe
Audience: privacy objectors. Best used as a retargeting destination and as an internal link from both advertorials.
Angle: the 23andMe bankruptcy as the news peg, then seven specific questions answered in GenoPalate's own words. Includes the GINA life/disability insurance caveat that nobody in the category volunteers.
CTA lands on: /pages/select-dna-test-upload-method (fork, segment unknown)
/eatingonglp1 new angle
Audience: people on, coming off, or considering a GLP-1. Zero overlap with the diet-failure avatar.
Angle: the drug is a volume control with no composition control. One study measured 753 kcal and 33.4g protein a day, with fewer than 1 in 10 hitting protein, fiber, vitamin D, calcium or potassium. Roughly 25% of weight lost is lean mass, and two thirds comes back within a year of stopping.
Why it is stronger: it never asks anyone to believe DNA drives weight loss. At 750 calories, nutrient adequacy is arithmetic.
CTA lands on: /pages/thrive-on-glp-1-wellness-program (waitlist, capacity-gated)
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